A/N: This is not made up by me, this is by Anna Greenfield on G+. And I know it's late for Christmas, but anyway...
Enjoy!
First: Leo's Jingle Bells
Jingle bells, Percy smells
Nico sneezed all day
Hazel's nice
Frank has lice
Leo all da way!
Ridin' through the storm
On my slightly creaky friend
Singin' as we go
Leo is a pro!
Annabeth is cool
Although a little nuts
Hey there Piper!
How're you, Jason?
CALYPSO IS MY SUN-SHINE!
Second: Leo's We Wish You a Taco Christmas
We wish you a taco Christmas
We wish you a taco Christmas
We wish you a taco Christmas
And burritos for all!
Hot nachos we bring
To you and your kin
We wish you a taco Christmas
And a spicy new year!
Third: Leo's Steal a Supermarket Trolley
Steal a supermarket trolley!
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
'Tis the season to be jolly!
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
'Tis the season to be crazy!
(fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!)
When joking, I am never lazy!
(fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la!)
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson Jokes
LosoweThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
