Percy,
Can you please stop with all of the heroics to save your girlfriend? You're making all of the other boyfriends look bad.
Jason and Frank
Dear Frank and Jason,
No I will not stop the heroics to save my girlfriend. Instead, you should learn from me. The fangirls loooooooove Percy.
Sincerely, Percy

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Percy Jackson Jokes
RastgeleThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.