90% Seaweed?

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To everybody: Who would you bring back to life from the dead? 

Annabeth: Luke.

Percy: Zoe. 

Leo: My mom. 

Frank: My mom. 

Nico: Bianca. 

Hazel: Sammy. 

Clarisse: Silena. 

Octavian: Octavian. 

Percy: No one asked you Octavian. 

Octavian: Actually yes they did Graecus scum. It said to everybody but you wouldn't know because of your little brain that can't process anything that big. 

Percy: HEY

Thalia: Eh kinda true. Your brain is 90% seaweed. 

Percy: HEY



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