To everybody: Who would you bring back to life from the dead?
Annabeth: Luke.
Percy: Zoe.
Leo: My mom.
Frank: My mom.
Nico: Bianca.
Hazel: Sammy.
Clarisse: Silena.
Octavian: Octavian.
Percy: No one asked you Octavian.
Octavian: Actually yes they did Graecus scum. It said to everybody but you wouldn't know because of your little brain that can't process anything that big.
Percy: HEY
Thalia: Eh kinda true. Your brain is 90% seaweed.
Percy: HEY
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson Jokes
AcakThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.