Annabeth: Did you seriously put mistletoes in every single doorway of our apartment?
Perccy: You know, I would answer that but we're standing under a mistletoe so I'm just going to kiss you instead.

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Percy Jackson Jokes
LosoweThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
Mistletoe
Annabeth: Did you seriously put mistletoes in every single doorway of our apartment?
Perccy: You know, I would answer that but we're standing under a mistletoe so I'm just going to kiss you instead.