Who's the best boyfriend?
Hazel: Obviously Frank, I mean he killed a kazillion monsters to save me.
Piper: Pfft THAT? Jason is obviously the best.
Calypso: No, everyone, Leo's the best.
Piper: Wait, you're dating Leo?
Annabeth: Jeez guys, did you know your boyfriends since you were twelve? Did they give up immortality for you? Did they fall into Tartarus with you? I'm just getting started here.
Percy: Don't forget the matching gray strands of hair from lifting the sky.
The rest of the girls:
Annabeth: I thought so.
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Percy Jackson Jokes
AlteleThis is a collation of PJO and HoO jokes I saw on Google+, so credits do not belong to me. Prepare to laugh out loud at an overdose of Persassiness.
