Zodiac Things ^^

what the signs do when you piss them off

Aries: shots you
Taurus: throws things
Gemini: screams
Cancer: cries
Leo: rants non stop
Virgo: gives you the silence treatment
Libra: slams doors
Scorpio: murders you in your sleep
Sagittarius: storms out
Capricorn: ruins your day
Aquarius: yells into the phone
Pisces: stays in bed