Aries - A butt that anthropologists will look on with wonder in the coming centuries
Tauros - Has a wonderful seatcushion built-in (that's a butt)
Gemini - Two wonderful buttcheeks
Cancer - What an ass!
Leo - Swiggity swooty, look at that booty!
Virgo - Great ass, best butt
Libra - Ass more powerful than a dragon
Scorpio - If butts could kill
Sagittarius - Glutes stronger than a horse
Capricorn - Butt so great it's a god damned miracle
Aquarius - eh
Pisces - Nice butt!
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