Aries: If I think in my own voice, does my dog think in his own barks?
Taurus: What are snails even trying to do
Gemini: Mars is populated entirely by robots
Cancer: If Obama was the president of Kenya, he would be their first white president
Leo: Everyday, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day
Virgo: Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined
Libra: When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine.
Scorpio: The first teacher ever didn't go to school
Sagittarius: I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that's how it works
Capricorn: Cup holders are cups for cups
Aquarius: My stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
Pisces: I wonder what my dog named me
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