Zodiac Things ^^

The signs as types of drivers

Aries: the asshole who keeps cutting you off
Taurus: sings along to their music, forgets the windows are down
Gemini: races other people but other people are not in on the race
Cancer: yells sorry to any one who even looks slightly annoyed
Leo: One hand out of the window at all times
Virgo: the sensible driver
Libra: the one with the hot ass car that shows it off to everyone
Scorpio: the middle finger makes many appearances
Sagittarius: the multitasker, stop light? Make up time/time to grab my drink
Capricorn: always in a rush
Aquarius: windows down, bass up, music so loud it shakes the car
Pisces: just getting their license and has to drive with other people