Zodiac Things ^^

The Signs As Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Aries: I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Taurus: Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Gemini: Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Cancer: Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
Leo: Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
Virgo: Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Libra: Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Scorpio: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Sagittarius: I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Capricorn: They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
Aquarius: Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle'
Pisces: Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.