aries: scatters nail clippings on their food
taurus: tattoos "deez nuts" on their foreheads
gemini: yells "get off my lawn" at no one very frequently
cancer: stuffs every orifice of their body with cotton balls
leo: screams their own name during sex
virgo: eats children
libra: builds a shrine for pepe the frog
scorpio: collects photos of gordon ramsay, prays to gordon ramsay
sagittarius: strokes strangers' backs gently in public
capricorn: buys 10 pounds of gummy sharks online thinking its a good investment
aquarius: gets high off of sharpies and nail polish
pisces: plots for world domination

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