Aries: *doesn't pick up*
Taurus: "What?" *grabs leftover pizza*
Gemini: "This better be interesting."
Cancer: *falls out off bed* *crawls to the phone* "Oh god are you okay, where are you I'll be there as soon as I can juST DON'T MOVE!!!" *starts choking*
Leo: "Whoever this is I need you to know that unless you're calling from Hollywood I don't want to talk to you and also you're ugly bye."
Virgo: 'Da fuck?"
Libra: "You couldn't stay away huh?"
Scorpio: "Can you feel me choking you?"
Sagittarius: *clears throat* *takes a sip of water* *clears throat again* "FUCK YOU!"
Capricorn: "You better be dying."
Aquarius: "Hello?" *listens to the other person talk* "Okay, see you." *puts down phone* "Who the fuck was that???"
Pisces: "Oh no you didn't wake me ahaha what's up?."
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Zodiac Things ^^
De TodoBook of zodiac signs and what they are most like and stuff ENJOY
