Aries: "No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?"
Taurus: "I'm gonna wreck it!"
Gemini: "I'm bad, and that's good."
Cancer: "Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it..is..ugly!"
Leo: "'Hero's Doodie'? Pffffft!"
Virgo: "Why are you so freakishly annoying?"
Libra: "It's "make your mamas proud" time!"
Scorpio: "Anything to declare?" "I hate you"
Sagittarius: "The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!"
Capricorn: "I wreck things, professionally."
Aquarius: "What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?"
Pisces: "It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks."

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