aries: haha lmao that's real funny TURN YOUR LOCATION ON I WANNA FIGHT
taurus: eats feelings
gemini: according to my calculations, you are incorrect
cancer: cries the pacific ocean but is lowkey raging with anger and will not hesitate to completely slaughter the next person who talks to them
leo: i literally cannot hear you over my flawlessness and beauty, you insignificant coward
virgo: wtf is this
libra: who tf cares. this is dumb bye
scorpio: gathers ip address and sends anon hate right back
sagittarius: i feel nothing
capricorn: laughs and doesn't even bother to reply
aquarius: i am DISGUSTED
pisces: cries just as much as cancer, maybe even a little more and asks around to see if others think the same

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