Aries: ballin
Taurus: accidentally drank cyanide because u thought it was vodka
Gemini: murdered by pigeons
Cancer: forgot how to move and died sitting on the couch in a blanket
Leo: got into a car accident because u saw a dog
Virgo: died of sadness when ur otp didn't work out
Libra: crushed under the same stampede of buffaloes that killed Mufasa
Scorpio: suffocated under the weight of ur own bitterness
Sagittarius: u did it for the vine
Capricorn: stepped outside and incinerated by sunlight because u hadn't been outside in so long
Aquarius: ur moshi pet came to life and killed u for neglecting it
Pisces: choked to death on cinnamon in 2010
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