Zodiac Things ^^

Signs as mums

Aries: "what the fuck did i tell you to do literally an hour ago? Why havent you done it?"
Taurus: "you're going to this family party whether you like it or not. And that's FINAL."
Gemini: "did you just wink at that guy? Oh my God. GET IN THERE." (ten minutes later) "if i catch you making eyes at him again we're leaving."
Cancer: "when life gives u lemons, make lemonade. So in this case, i am life, i bought lemons today, go make me some lemonade."
Leo: "stay the hell out of my closet." (The next day) "that shirt is so ugly, here borrow mine"
Virgo: "did you do your homework? Good. I'll allow you to watch some TV today."
Libra: "sweetheart, you're not gonna be a teenage disaster forever. Lets go shopping."
Scorpio: "dump him. I don't like him"
Sagittarius: (has no idea how this parenting thing works so they wing everything and actually end up doing a good job)
Capricorn: "so... I got a call from school today. Wanna explain to me what happened?......... KIDDING"
Aquarius: "i dont care if you're getting good grades. I want u to stick it to the man"
Pisces: "wanna go for a drive?"