Zodiac Things ^^

thoughts the signs have at the dentist

aries: yo hey man now what is that shiny silver thing you're putting in my mou-AHHHDJSKH STEHOAOP PELAHSGE FHOCK OHMGG
taurus: you will not pull out my tooth you little shit don't even TRY
gemini: heheh this laughing gas stuff is great I'm going to tell you all my problems AND YOU CANT LEAVE HEHEH
cancer: sobbing noises in their minds
leo: WHAT GOLD FILLINGS ARE REAL??! CAN I HAVE 12???
virgo: ??? "my teeth aren't perFECT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BRUSH AND FLOSS THREE TIMES A DAY - NO FUCK YOU IM OUT"
libra: this dentist guy is so hot mm
I'd totally do that
scorpio: okay I'm secretly scared of blood so DONT FUCK UP OR ILL FAINT AND ITLL BE ON YOUR HANDS
sagittarius: so ... no extreme sports after getting my wisdom teeth out...? for sure or like are there exceptions or what
capricorn: "hey dentist guy, sir, how much does this pay?"
aquarius: WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME WHEN HALF OF MY MOUTH IS NUMB - WHAT COULDNT YOU HAVE ASKED EARLIER YOU BUTTMUNCH
pisces: what do you mean, no food or drink for two hours ?? I just woke up I need breakfast ??