aries: "someone fucking get me something to eat right now before i commit murder"
taurus: "there is nothing.... but hunger...what was my life like before this dark time..."
gemini: complains to anyone and everyone around them that they're hungry
cancer: "MY LIFE IS OVER. HELP ME ANYBODY"
leo: gives a performance on how hungry they are
virgo: "this fEELING stop it NOW"
libra: walks into the kitchen, makes self food. they ain't playin no games
scorpio: "i'm literally reverting to cannibalism"
sagittarius: decides to cook food "WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG, I'M LITERALLY GONNA DIE"
capricorn: eats the dead person they keep in their closet
aquarius: texts their friends, asking them to bring them food
pisces: goes to kitchen for food. gets distracted by butterfly or something. dies of starvation.
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