Zodiac Things ^^

"you have one phone call to make"

Aries: *phone dies* "Fight me you lil bitch"
Taurus: "Wait Stacey did what? Oh I'm gonna bust that-" *looks over to guard* "Nevermind."
Gemini: Accidentally calls the wrong number and tries to maintain a stable conversation even when they've hung up
Cancer: Acts all tough but really just calls their mum and cries for her to bail them out
Leo: "Did you know jail doesn't have mirrors? How am i supposed to keep these eyebrows tamed?"
Virgo: "Man idk how this happened. When I planned my schedule today, going to jail wasn't on it"
Libra: "The coffee here is shit" *whispers* "I need you to make a run to Starbucks..."
Scorpio: Somehow manages to get a second phone call
Sagittarius: "Hello Chinese takeout?"
Capricorn: *calls the owner of the police station* "I was just trying to help some ducks cross the street!"
Aquarius: "Wait what do you mean aliens don't have a phone number?"
Pisces: Cries into the phone so the person on the other side doesn't understand what they're saying