Zodiac Things ^^

when each sign flips the fuck out on you...

aries: watch out for flying chairs
taurus: there will be lots of yelling. lots. and they wont talk to you again after that.
gemini: they will probably get good revenge
cancer: leave them alone. seriously, LEAVE THEM ALONE.
leo: "talk shit get hit bitches, watch out"
virgo: they will write an essay with a thesis, body paragraphs, and a conclusion on why you are dumb af
libra: steer clear from this one, yikes
scorpio: the police will find you in a ditch 3 weeks later
sagittarius: there will probably be a video of you online getting the crap punched out of you
capricorn: you'll wish it never happened... they may seem innocent but.... no....
aquarius: even their cat will hate you forever
pisces: you'll feel really bad at first, but then on march 19, 2026, you will know why you shouldn't have done that...