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Aries: too sassy for you
Taurus: fries before guys
Gemini: eat my shorts
Cancer: touch my butt and buy me pizza
Leo: 2fab4u
Virgo: can u not
Libra: 3000% done
Scorpio: i'm a lot cooler on the internet
Sagittarius: what's the wifi password
Capricorn: frick frack
Aquarius: can u not
Pisces: how about no

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