Zodiac Things ^^

Why you shouldn't fight the signs.

Aries: Their punches will probably cost you limbs.
Taurus: Same as Aries, but less punching and more stabbing.
Gemini: Probably has a squad that will mess you up.
Cancer: Remembers it and destroys your whole life within the next month.
Leo: Same reason why you shouldn't fight an actual lion.
Virgo: Discourages you before you can even start a fight.
Libra: They have a fascination with long and pointy weapons.
Scorpio: They're busy fighting someone else already.
Saggitarius: They are not afraid to use their teeth in battle.
Capricorn: Breaks you and dances on your bones.
Aquarius: They probably are friends with your parents.
Pisces: They are nice all over which means they possibly have bodies in their basement.