Aries: Everyone is cRAZY about hockey
Taurus: Canadians put maple syrup on EVERYTHING
Gemini: People say "eh" every 5 words
Cancer: They're all super polite
Leo: They look down on people who buy fake maple syrup
Virgo: Tim Horton's coffee fuels the nation
Libra: Igloos are their preferred form of housing
Scorpio: Laughing in the face of cold weather
Sagittarius: Every true Canadian rides a moose to work
Capricorn: They eat geese instead of turkey on thanksgiving
Aquarius: Everyone is born with skates on
Pisces: Weed is basically legal
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