Zodiac Things ^^

the signs at a wedding

aries: dances all night and gets drunk with cancer but doesn't care about their issues
taurus: admires the buffet, makes jokes at the table but is secretly jealous of the newly weds
gemini: has a funny toast, makes friends with everyone and kisses both of the couple on the lips and offers a threesome to make their wedding night more special
cancer: starts feeling bad for themselves, gets drunk and cries all night
leo: tries to upstage the married couple by giving multiple toasts discussing themselves and wearing a all white ball gown
virgo: keeps asking the couple if they are nervous about having sex for the first time, is terrified of aries behaviour and has perfect eyeliner
libra: is probably the top brides maid, tries to hook up with gemini but ends up having a threesome with aries as well
scorpio: steals the food to eat later, tries to comfort cancer but is distracted by pisces and masturbates in the bathroom
sagittarius: brings the biggest and most exotic wedding gift, offers to be the bartender to make "special" drinks and gets everyone super drunk
capricorn: rolls their eyes at the wedding, stays with virgo and cancer all night but walks in on scorpio in the bathroom
aquarius: catches the flowers and curses modern society that enforces marriage while secretly in love with libra
pisces: dreams about their own wedding, scorpio tries to convince them to meet them in the bathroom later but they get distracted and fall asleep