Aries: ...you're a strong and independent bitch and a member of the NRA
Taurus: ...your daddy owns a five star restaurant and you buy them gold
Gemini: ...you're willing to give them your car keys and credit card
Cancer: ...you like Netflix marathons and blankets
Leo: ...you give good back massages and have a pet cat
Virgo: ...you're organized and smell nice
Libra: ...you're rich as hell and a model
Scorpio: ...you're hot and look like death
Sagittarius: ...you're into sky diving and arson
Capricorn: ...you'll pay for the dates and look professional
Aquarius: ...you take them to the Science Museum and believe in aliens
Pisces: ...you're always down to get drunk or high, then talk about your feelings
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