One shots

Avengers Family Oneshot 2: Taking Care of Family (When They're Babies)

Like I said before, a lot of fluff and humor here today. I don't own the characters, Marvel does. Now, the main team has been turned into babies (because I read one fic, laughed, and decided I wanted to do something light hearted too) while Peter, Wanda, Pietro and Vision have to care for them. And of course, they call in backup.

Wanda Maximoff never knew what to expect with the Avengers. She loved her found family, of course, but none of them were particularly careful with themselves.

That was probably why, in the aftermath of a battle with some super villain or another, Wanda finds some of her friends in a very interesting situation.

"What the hell?" Pietro screamed when he noticed the six tiny superheroes sitting on the ground.

Steve Rogers, currently in the form of a child no older than three, stares up at him with wide eyes.

"So fast!" He squealed.

Pietro's jaw dropped. "Oh my god, is that Steve?"

The child laughed. "Me Steve!"

A tinier Natasha Romanov toddled over, gigging as she walked. "Steve! Look! Me walkin'!"

"God, Nat?"

Thor stumbled to her side, smiling widely up at Wanda and her twin. "You all so big! Me want to be big one day!"

"Oh my god." Wanda gasped.

It took several minutes to round up the six original Avengers and bring them back to the Compound. It took even longer for Wanda, Pietro and Vision to calm down enough to think clearly.

Vision and Pietro contacted as many of the other Avengers as they could while Wanda set the compound up with some baby things. Her magic created several high chairs, playmates and toys to occupy the newly turned baby Avengers while they waited for the charm to wear off.

It takes all of five minutes for them all to decide that they cannot care for six children. They don't know how to care for an Asgardian baby, and while Thor was easily the eldest here, he couldn't have been older than four. Not to mention five other human kids to still too many to watch over when inexperienced.

Wanda tasks Pietro with getting backup. He brings in Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson to help with Steve and Nat, both of whom squeal with delight at the sight of them. Pietro finds Spider Man, aka Peter Parker, to watch Tony.

Tony gapes up at the boy he considers his son.

"Petey!!!!!" Tony yells in excitement.

Peter picks his father figure up, and Wanda turns away to supervise the other three kids.

Pietro eventually brings back Loki, who looks utterly confused. The dark haired god took one look at the several babies in the room and promptly turned to Wanda, silently demanding answers to the obvious questions.

"Found them like this after a battle with some super villain. We don't know how to change them back yet. We need to care for them until it either wears off or we turn them back ourselves. So, can you take your brother?" Wanda explained hurriedly.

Loki sighed and opened his mouth to answer but was cut off by an excited squeal.

"Loki!!!!" Thor yelled, scrambling to get to his brother. "You so big? Why?"

Loki's eyes widened in literal terror. "Thor?"

"Loki!!! Answer! Why so big?" Thor whined.

Wanda wanted to laugh at the horrified look on the god of mischief's face, but her arm was being tugged on by Clint and Bruce is clinging to her leg, whining for attention.