A Simple Interview

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Omori tries to talk Sunny out of suicide by interviewing him and his friends.
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Hello, may I ask you some questions?

Kel: uh, yeah sure!

Aubrey: how did you get in my house.

Hero: I mean, I guess I could.

Basil: sure…?

Sunny: Omori, what is this about?

Mari: absolutely!


What are your pronouns?

Kel: he/him!

Aubrey: she/her.

Hero: I'm not sure I understand.

Basil: Well, um… they/them I guess… b-but I don't mind he/him either!!

Sunny: Why do you give a shit? You should already know anyways.

Mari: was/were!!



What is your favorite activity?

Kel: I like playing basketball with my teammates!

Aubrey: beating the shit out of people. Also spending time with my friends, I guess.

Hero: Well, I do still enjoy baking. So, baking I guess.

Basil: I like gardening, I thought that was obvious though…

Sunny: stabbing.

Mari: stalking Sunny!


How do you feel right now?

Kel: I feel great!

Aubrey: pissed off.

Hero: I feel fine, thank you.

Basil: kinda nervous, if I'm being honest.

Sunny: stabby.

Mari: dead.


How do you actually feel?

Kel: I uh… I don't think I want to answer this one…

Aubrey: …Not too good.

Hero: I guess I'm a little down. I'll be alright though!

Basil: I need therapy.

Sunny: …are we allowed to skip questions?

Mari: Sunny's not feeling too good right now. I think he needs a minute.


What's your favorite snack?

Kel: I'll eat anything if I'm honest. But oranges I guess.

Aubrey: uh… chips I guess.

Hero: bread, specifically sourdough.

Basil: tofu!

Sunny: …chocolate chip cookies…

Mari: I can't really eat anything…


Who's your crush?

Kel: hm… I don't know! I d-don't think I have a crush!

Aubrey: I don't know what romance is.

Hero: uh, I don't have a crush.

Basil: What does that mean?

Sunny: …I can't feel love.

Mari: Part of me still really loves Hero. Even though I know we can't be together anymore.


Who's your crush.

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