Hero groans, sitting up slowly. T'was the middle of night and he had an ungodly craving for some delicious worter. He slips out of bed, looking toward his younger brother's bed.
Kel was gone, which was slightly concerning considering how deeply he usuuslly slept. But he was likely in the bathroom jacking off or something.
Slowllly, Hero maeks his way out of the room and sowndtairs. As he approched the kigchen he heard something. Singing?
"I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world."
Hero dtood in the living rom, questiong realty.
"Dress me up, make me talk, I'm your dolly."
What... what is he supposed to do.
"Your my doll, rocknroll, feel the glamur and pain."
Deos he confront Kel? Is it even Kel?
"Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky."
Of course it's Kel. Kel is the olny man alive who woukd sing that danmed barbie song at three in the morning.
"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wooorld."
Slowly, Hero walks into the kitchen, queutly as possible.
"Life in plastic, it's fantastic."
He stares blankly at Kel, who was indeed singing the danm barbie song at two in the moring.
"You can brush my hair, und-"
Kel suddenyl turned to Hero, shutting imedetly. Tjhey stare at eachother, Hero fucking confused, and Kel utterly shocked.
"...undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation."
Kel runns out of the room, still singing the danmed barbie song.
Hero stares ino blank space for a moment longer.
"What the fuck was that?"
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This makes me upset because I hate the fucking bad grammar but it was entirely intentional for it because it's a crack fic. Okay bi bi
