They were having a completely normal day. Kel and Sunny were just having a nice day at the mall. Chatting and walking around the stores. Getting nice snacks and sharing them. It was calm and fun.
Until they came across the Christmas display.
You know that time of year when the malls get some random dude to dress up like Santa Claus? Yeah. It was one of those displays.
And this was the day that Kel discovered his girlfriend's odd hatred for dear old St. Nick.
Poor Kel had to witness Sunny fucking DROPKICK the fucking mall Santa.
. . .
He thought he was done being surprised by Sunny's actions, but here he is. Running away from the mall with him so that he doesn't get fucking detained for assaulting someone via wrestling move.
They eventually made it to Kel's car and rushed inside of it. Sunny takes their bags and shoves them into the backseat.
. . .
“WHAT THE HELL SUNNY!?” Kel shouts.
Sunny looks over at him, “what?” She asks, seemingly oblivious.
“What do you mean ‘what’!? You just dropkicked a man!”
Sunny stares at him blankly. “So?”
“WHY!?”
“Cause Santa is a bitch.” He states blankly.
Kel stares at her.
. . .
“Understandable.”
