Hender Bender Mender Slender Bartender infodump

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Kel
His full name is Kelsey Sanders Montoya. (Though he wishes he wasn't affiliated with his parents at all.)
He's 6'3"
Speaks fluent Spanish.
His favorite food used to be pancakes, but that was kind of ruined for him.
His favorite colors are red and orange.
He tends to exercise a lot, almost obsessively.
Anything food related he buys, he markers out the nutrition labels. Same with drinks, though he stopped drinking anything that wasn't water or alcoholic.
He drinks almond milk because he thinks it's healthier.
He now despises anything sugary.
He doesn't like purging, but it's the only thing that gets rid of the guilt.
For a while, Hector was the only thing that made him happy.
He only cuts when he feels he really deserves it. Which is a lot of the time.
SIMP.
Pansexual trans-man. (He/him)
He's twenty seven. (I know the story says he's like twenty one or some shit but it wouldn't make sense for Hero to have a doctorate at twenty four. Yes I am going to go back and rewrite some parts but not right now I'm lazy.)
Atychiphobia.
Alcoholic, smokes a lot.

Hero
Full name is Henry Ramsey Montoya. (Just like Kel, he wishes he wasn't affiliated with his parents.)
He's 6'4.
Recovering alcoholic. He hardly drinks anymore.
In therapy for depression and homicidal ideation.
For some reason, he thinks blood tastes good. (It does though)
His favorite food is sourdough bread. Literally just the bread.
His favorite color is blue.
Cat person. He'd adopt hundreds of cats if he had the choice.
Speaks fluent Spanish. Also learning Dutch from his boyfriend.
Abroromantic demiboy. (He/they)
He's thirty.
Arachnophobia, entomophobia.

Aubrey
Full name is Aubergine Jamie William Smith. (She has several other middle names but I'm too lazy to put them.)
She's 5'10.
Speaks fluent German, Russian and Irish. (She's German.)
Her favorite food is grilled eggplant. (Eats it literally everyday.)
Her favorite color is pink.
Butch lesbian cis female. (She/her)
She loves all kinds of bunnies and rabbits.
She's twenty six.
She has two bunnies, Bunbun and Danny. (They're both female but it's fucking confusing trying to determine the gender of a fucking animal.)

Sunny
Full name is Haruto Makurai Suzuki.
He's 5'7. (Tiny. Itty bitty even. (I say even though I'm 5'1.))
His hair is naturally brown, but he prefers to dye it black. He's still a bit uneasy having longer hair.
Haphephobia. Developed from his father's abuse.
He has three cats named Dakota (F), Barley (M) and General (M). They're utter menaces.
His favorite food is lemons. Just lemons.
His favorite colors are yellow and pink.
He loves lemonade.
Has written p0rn. Will write it again.
He has an odd fascination with knives. He has an entire collection of various knives.
Androsexual bigender. (He/she)
He prefers wearing clothes that cover almost his whole body. Not his arms though. (Same bro same.)
He forced Basil to get their ears pierced with him.
He's twenty six.
Drug addict, slight alcoholic (knows his limit), rarely smokes.
Used to play violin, but stopped once he realized how much he hated it.

Basil
Their full name is Basil Rowan Fae. (They hate their middle name because it's also their older brother's name.)
They're 5'9.
Vegetarian.
Their favorite food is tofu. (Eugh)
Their favorite color is green.
Professional worrier.
A botanist to be.
Professional twink.
They prefer to live with Polly rather than their parents and siblings.
They have like nine siblings. Lily(27), Daisy(28), Violet(30), Holly(33), Rowan(36), Bee(37), Daffodil(38), Dahlia(38), Rose(39). (They hate all of them. None of them -besides Rowan- make an appearance.)
They're twenty six.
Aromatic neutrois. (They/them.)
Could beat the shit out of someone. Have they done this? They'll never tell. (Yes.)
They like deer and goats. If they could have either as a pet, they would.

Rowan
Professional jackass.
An absolute dick.
Fuckface.
Bastard.
Bitchboy.
Other vulgar insults.
Says he's morosexual when in fact, he's the moron.
He'll deny it every time he's asked, but he is in fact dating Omori.
Cis male. (He/him.)
He has homophobia in his eyes ^w^. (Heterochromia. His left eye is brown, his right is blue.)
Brown hair.
He can go fuck himself.
He probably does.
Narcissistic jackoff bitch.

Omori
Full name is Haru Omori Daifeld Suzuki.
The actual morosexual. Rowan is a moron and he finds it both hilarious and endearing.
A fucking genius.
Cis male. (He/him.)
Plays the cello.
Horndog.
He's literally Omoriboy what did you expect.

Mari
Full name is Mari Sakura Suzuki.
Also a fucking genius.
Bisexual cis female. (She/her.)
Plays piano. Hates it. Also loves it.

Kim
Aubrey's femme lesbian girlfriend.
Trans-woman. (She/her.)
The best ever.
When she enters a room, all attention is on her.
Because she beat the shit out of someone.
But she's still the best ever.

Bowen
Do I even need to explain.
Bread boy.
Bakery bun.
Twink.
Gayass.
Hero's bakery bun boyfriend.
Trans-man. (He/him.)
Gay.
Looks like a bottom. Is not.
At this point I'm just being lazy and stupid.

Daphne
Mari girlfriend

Okok bibi

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