"Hey Sunny. What are you doing?" Hero asks, peeking over Sunny's shoulder.
"Oh, um…" Sunny quickly turns his phone off. "Rrrresearch. For something I'm writing about. You know, gotta be accurate. Heheh…"
Hero raises a brow, "what are you researching that you'd need to hide from me?"
"Uh… hyenas."
"What's so bad about hyenas?" Kel asks as he enters the living room.
Sunny waves one of his hands around, "uh, well… you know, hyenas are fuckin… weird."
"And?"
"I feel like this is leading up to another 'fun fact of the day' moment." Kel mutters.
"YES. EXACTLY. Because, fun fact of the day, female hyenas have dicks!"
The room goes quiet.
"I'm sorry, what." Hero says, concerned.
"I'm not joking! They do!" Sunny snarls. "They have to give birth through them, and apparently they use them to establish dominance against other female hyenas!"
The room goes quiet again.
"Maybe I didn't want to traumatize you by showing you that!"
"You traumatized me by saying that." Hero mutters blankly.
"Well you were the one that pushed the subject." Sunny rolls his eyes. "Anyways, do either of you know where to buy cannabis?"
"Wh- no. No, Sunny, we do not know where to buy cannabis. And we will never know because it's illegal in Faraway!" Hero shouts.
Sunny huffs, "alright fine. I'll just have to ask Basil then."
"What do you even need with cannabis!?"
"…Nothing. I'm just curious is all."
"Oh Sunny, you always say that." Hero groans, burying his face in his hands.
Sunny shrugs.
———————————————
"You want me to drink this?" Aubrey asks.
Sunny nods, "Yeah, just to get your opinion on it."
"And you made it?"
Sunny nods again. "Yeah."
"Have you tasted it?"
"Yeah. I thought it was good."
"Has anyone else tasted it?"
"…No."
Aubrey narrows her eyes at him. "Why did you hesitate."
"No reason. Just drink it."
Aubrey sighs and grabs the bottle. She begins taking the cap off.
"Aubrey! Don't drink that!" Basil shouts, running over to the table they sat at.
Sunny sighs, "Oh dear god."
"What? Why not?"
Basil breathes heavily, "because! It's literally just melted butter!"
Aubrey turns back to Sunny.
"It's not melted butter. It's melted bacon grease you twat."
"Whatever! It's fucking foul! And you're going around getting people to drink it!"
"People have liked it."
"No! No one liked it! How could someone like it!? They were just being polite!"
