Jatp one shots 2

More jokes with Reggie and Alex

Alex was in the studio messing around with a drum beat when Reggie poofs into the studio bursting with excitement he almost tripped when he appeared.

"You good?" Alex laughs

"Alex! I have more jokes for you!" He smiles and jumps up and down.

"Oh no." He groans. "Jokes as in more than one?"

"Yes more than one." Reggie says. "Don't you love me enough to listen to them?"

"How am I supposed to say no when you word it like that." Alex sighs, and Reggie begins to grin knowing Alex would say yes. "Okay, yeah I'm listening."

"Yay!!" Reggie smiles excitedly. "A boy walks into a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer that this is the dumbest boy alive."

"Oh my gosh, Reg you didn't tell me this story was about you!" Alex smiles at him.

"No interruptions, you know this." Reggie says.

"You're right I deeply apologize. I don't know what I was thinking."

"I have a feeling that was sarcasm but I'm just gonna accept your apology and move on." Reggie says. "So then the barber takes out a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other and asks the boy which one he wants. The boy picks the two quarters."

"Pfft. Dumb kid." Alex laughs.

"No. Smart kid." Reggie says. "Just listen. You'll see. So the kid takes the two quarters and leaves. Later on, the customer from the barber shop sees the boy at the ice cream shop, buying his favorite ice cream. When he comes out, he asks him why he keeps taking the quarters. The boy tells him that as soon as he takes tue dollar, the games over."

"Ohhh. I get it but that's not even a little funny."

"Yea well it's a cute story! The barber underestimated the kid, called him dumb when really he was a genius."

"So I guess it can't be about you." Alex says.

"Stop, you're so mean." Reggie frowns.

"Alright, okay I'm sorry. You said you had more than one? What is your other one?"

"Well I don't wanna tell you now because you're being mean to me." Reggie fold his arms and turns away.

"No, okay I'm sorry, I really am. I wanna hear your other joke. We can get pizza afterwards too." Alex says

Reggie smiles and turns back around. "Awe okay I forgive you. You're gonna love this next one!"

"I already regret asking." Alex groans.

"This one is more of a thought, but-"

"Oh no! I hate you and your thoughts. You and thoughts are a horrible combination. It's like dipping cheez it's in chocolate." Alex complains.

"Okay first of all, words hurt." Reggie frowns once more. "And second, don't knock it until you try it, cheese it's with chocolate is actually pretty amazing."

"Ew. You are so gross."

"Not as gross as Luke putting peanut butter on his eggs." Reggie points out.

"Fair enough. Fine what's your thought."

"Red is the only letter of the alphabet that has the same numbers and letters."

"What the fuck Reginald? My brain can't even begin to process the stupidity that just came out of your mouth."

"You owe me a lot of pizza for being so mean to me today." Reggie says. "And you just don't understand because you don't have enough brain power. I'll just explain it to you. Red has six numbers in purple so X equals blue."

"Again. What the fuck Reginald." Alex says. "What is wrong with you?"

"I think when I was born the doctor dropped me." Reggie answers casually.

"Or threw you at a wall." Alex mutters.

"Oh you know what it is, it's probably because when my mom was pregnant with me she was a recovering alcoholic so she probably had a couple drinks, and then I was chucked at a wall as a baby."

"Wait shit are you serious?" Alex says realizing he may not be joking like he originally thought he was.

"Of course I'm not serious." Reggie says and Alex sighs in relief. "I was chucked out a window."

"I don't...how are you...are you okay?"

"I mean yeah I'm fine. I don't think it was that serious, I mean I turned out perfectly fine." Reggie says.

"Yeah, um, Reggie we're literally dead so I don't think any of us turned out fine."

"You make a good point. Anyways I have one more joke, this one's more like a riddle though. I bet you'll get it right away because you're so smart."

"That's nice but I need my brain cells to recover. Can you save it for tomorrow?"

"Okay, I guess it can wait." Reggie says. "Let's go get pizza now!"