Kenny x Butters, "You deserve better!"

Chapter 1: Hanging out

Kenny McCormick was in love, madly in love. All Kenny could do is think of them; he no longer could get turned on by any woman he normally would have. In fact, every time he saw one of them, all he could do was compare them to his crush, and they always lost. His crush was just that perfect in his eyes.

Who was this crush, you might ask? Well, it's Butters, Leopold "Butters" Stotch. Kenny thought he was just perfect; he was adorable, beautiful, nice, gentle, perfect. Kenny loved him a crazy amount; he would watch him almost obsessively. He wished he could hold him, kiss him, and just tell him he loved him.

Today Kenny was at school like normal. Kyle, Stan, and Cartman were talking about something, but Kenny wasn't paying attention. He was too focused on something, on Butters.

That's when the bell rings, and everyone gets up to go back home. Kenny takes a deep breath and decides he would finally ask him to hang out.

He walks over to Butters, "H-Hey Butters?"

Butters turns to him, "O-Oh, howdy there, Kenny!" Butters smiles at him, and Kenny feels his heart melt.

"D-Do you, um... want to hang out with me?" Kenny asks.

Butters looks shocked, "Y-You want to hang out with me?" Butters suddenly gets really excited, "Oh boy Kenny! I-I would love to!"

Kenny smiles, "Is right now good?" Butters nods, happy. Kenny also smiles and grabs his hand as he pulls him out of the school. He passes by his friends, and he calls out to them, "Bye guys! See ya'll tomorrow!"

They look confused but shrug it off, "Ok bye!" Kyle yells, "Don't replace us now!"

"I won't!" He then runs off with a very happy Butters.

Kenny and Butters stop at a park, "Let's hang out here."

"Ok!" Butters sits and puts his bag down, "This is nice...."

Kenny sits next to him, "Yeah... Yeah, it is...." Kenny blushes a deep red as Butters stares into the sky. 'So cute,' he thinks, 'So adorable... he's so beautiful....' He smiles as he also looks into the sky but keeps looking over at Butters every once in a while.

Kenny and Butters were having a great time until Butters looked at his phone and saw the time, "Oh hamburgers! I gotta get home before I get grounded! I-I'm sorry Kenny. This was fun, but I gotta go! Maybe we can do this again sometime!"

Kenny nods, "Of course. I would love to do this again too."

Butters smiles at him, "Oh... do you have a phone?"

Kenny nods. He had an old Nokia phone, as it was the only thing he could afford. Kenny pulls it out, and Butters grabs it. He types something into it and gives it back, "Call me!" He then runs off.

Kenny looks down at his phone and sees that Butters had put in his number. 'Score!' he yells in his mind. He then gets up and heads back to his house.

He is silently celebrating, happy that he managed to not only hang out with Butters but also got his number. He is ecstatic, "I got his number! He had a good time! Oh god, what is wrong with me!? I've never acted like this!? But I love this feeling so much!"

Kenny finally gets home and enters the house. He sneaks over to his room, trying to avoid his parents, but fails. "Where the hell were you!?" His dad yells.

Kenny sighs, "I was with a friend...."

"A friend!? For this long!? Let me guess, you lost track of time!? How stupid can you be!?" his dad yells.

Suddenly Kenny's mom slaps him, "Don't call him that! He's smarter than you! He was at least able to keep a job until child labor laws kicked in! Unlike you." They start arguing about another topic again, and that gives Kenny time to slip into his room and flop onto his 'bed,' which really is just a mattress with a bunch of blankets and pillows on it. He sighs and checks his phone and just stares at Butters's number.

Kenny smiles a wide smile, "He's so perfect.... just so perfect...."

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