Today was the day. The day of the school talk.
Kenny sighed as he got ready before realizing, "Wait, how am I going to do the talk without people realizing that normal me is absent? Shit. I can't get another unknown absence! My grades are going to tank!"
Kenny facepalms, "Shit, shit, shit...." Kenny tried to decide which of the two of him was going to call out. Mysterion or... or him, Kenny.
With a sigh, Kenny realized that it would probably be weirder and more awkward if the hero that agreed to talk at your school called off at the last moment than if just one student called out because of a "cold."
Kenny snuck down to the living room to see both of his parents drugged up and in a coma-like state on the couch.
Kenny walked up and carefully pulled his mom's phone out of her pocket and dialed the school.
As the phone rang, Kenny tried his best to make his voice sound like his mom's.
As the front office of the school picked up, Kenny started to explain, pretending to be his mom, that he was sick and couldn't go to school.
Soon enough, the call ended, and Kenny put the phone, carefully, back into his mom's pocket.
Kenny then ran back to his room, grabbed his bag, put in his school stuff, and put on his costume.
He then ran to his sister's room, passing by his brothers who had already left, leaving his door open.
Kenny looked inside since he was heading in the same direction it was in. Inside he could see posters of models, specifically... naked models.
Normally Kenny would be thrilled and... turned on like a light switch, but now he had Butters. And to Kenny, no model could compare to his beautiful Butters.
So he just... shut the door, not because he was disgusted and turned off like a light switch by it, but because he didn't want Karen to see it.
He then went to Karen's room, "Hey Kar-bear, you ready?"
Karen looked up at him and nodded, "Yes! Just hold on." Karen zipped up her bag and threw it over her shoulders before running over to Kenny.
Kenny grabbed her hand before they walked out of the house and to school.
Kenny and Karen chatted as they walked. Kenny smiled; Karen was one of the reasons he decided to do what he does - protect the innocent.
Kenny dropped Karen off at her class before going behind a tree, out of sight of any cameras.
He checked the time on his flip phone and counted down the time until he would have to go in.
As he waited, he changed into his Mysterion costume and waited.
And waited... and waited... and waited... and waited... okay, you get the point. He was there for a while.
But eventually, it was time, and he went to the front door, leaving his bag at the tree.
He knocked at the door to the front of the school. He could see inside, the front office was empty. Kenny sighed and looked around before seeing the easily openable tech box for the door's lock.
Kenny smiled as he went over; he had some knowledge of how wires worked, thanks to Night and having to defuse bombs.
He opened the door and walked in, hopefully they won't notice that for a while.
Kenny sighed as he walked through the halls of the school. Hopefully, this goes well, though I mean... what could happen?
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Kenny x Butters, "You deserve better!"
Fanfiction[Book 3] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense. "You deserve better Butters! It's too late for me but you..you can still do better and get better treatment!" "B-But....I want to do it with you!" Butters hugs Kenny tightly...
