"What day is it?" Super Craig asked.
"September 10. Why?" The Human Kite replies.
"I need to write the date on my paperwork. But now that you say that...tomorrow is our boss's birthday."
Mosquito raised an eyebrow, "How do you know that?" he asked, "No one knows what his birthday is."
"Yeah not even me." Doctor Disarray added joining in, "Amd I'm his right hand man!"
Super Craig let out a rare smile, "Simple. I heard him crying about it a week ago."
The Human Kite looked at him, "Crying? Why?"
Super Craig picked up a pencil and wrote the date on his paperwork as he talked, "Kite, if today is September 10, and our boss's birthday is tomorrow, then what day would that make him born?"
The Human Kite was confused for a second, "September 11...right? September 11...September 11...oooh! Wait, wait! Oh god! Oh...."
The Human Kite was silent with shock for a minute, "Oh god...wait, like the day-"
"No, not the day! Obviously, it was on the anniversary!" Mosquito said, cutting The Human Kite off.
"Say, did you know that Kyle caused 9-" Super Craig was cut off by The Human Kite.
"No, I wasn't!!" He then immediately corrected himself. "I-I mean, no, he didn't...." Super Craig just gave him a look but shrugged it off.
That's when Fast Pass joined in, "We should do something."
Doctor Disarray smiled, "Yeah! We should! We-" they were cut off by the door to their villain meeting room opening.
They all looked over and saw The Coon, sharpening his claws.
"What's this about doing something?" The Coon asked. His annoying voice making everyone's ears bleed.
Super Craig scowled at The Coon's interruption. "We're planning a surprise birthday party for our boss. Something you wouldn't understand."
The Coon rolled his eyes, "Lame! Weak!" He then laughed before wiping some tears away, "You all are so pathetic."
The Human Kite got up from his seat, "Well, what do you want to do?" he asked, clearly annoyed and upset.
"Simple," The Coon started, "Forget the gifts or parties and just give him Mysterion. Killing two birds with one stone. Chaos gets a surprise gift, and Mysterion is finally dealt with."
"You know that would be a great plan! If we knew HOW to GET Mysterion. Which we don't," The Human Kite replied, still annoyed and angry.
"Or do we?" The Coon replied, "You see, I have a plan!"
~
Night was clearing out a bunch of overgrown plants from the greenhouse, making a lot more room.
It was looking great. The little pond in the middle of it looked pretty, and a lot more sculptures had been found around it.
Kenny looked at it all and smiled, "Butters will love this," he said.
"You bet he will!! Hey! Maybe when you two are adults and living together, you all can open a plant shop!" Night yelled back at Kenny.
Kenny blushed heavily at the idea of growing old with Butters, "Geez, Night."
Night soon walked out of the greenhouse and looked back at it. "Wow...I did great!!" they yelled, happy.
"I can't wait to show Butters. He will love it," Kenny smiled.
Night then looked at Kenny, "Are you gonna bring food?"
Kenny thought about it, "I can't. Where would I get the food? I don't have much money left, and my house doesn't have anything."
"You need money?" Night asks.
"Yeah?" Kenny replies, confused.
That's when Night put, what Kenny could see, a pile of money.
"Get some food. Have a nice date," they said, a smile on their face.
Kenny smiled back, "Thank you, Night. I'll get what I can."
Night laughed a little, "If you ever need more, just text me with your crappy flip phone. Or the one I gave you for hero shit."
Kenny laughed, "Yeah, no worries. I don't want to drain you. But thanks, anyway."
Night smiled before going back into the greenhouse, cleaning it out more. It's a good thing Night was going through a cleaning phase.
'Maybe they'll finally clean their room,' Kenny thought, letting out a chuckle, 'Then I'll be able to see the floor.'
Nothing could ruin this, and Kenny had made up his mind. This date would mark the day he would show his face to Butters.
He just had to finish that annoying school press thing first, but it'll be worth it.
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Kenny x Butters, "You deserve better!"
Hayran Kurgu[Book 3] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense. "You deserve better Butters! It's too late for me but you..you can still do better and get better treatment!" "B-But....I want to do it with you!" Butters hugs Kenny tightly...
