Kenny x Butters, "You deserve better!"

Chapter 3: Mysterion

Kenny was thinking hard, trying to come up with a plan. He needs to help Butters somehow, but how? Kenny knew he needed Mysterion to do it, but what would he do after he got in the suit? Kenny thinks and after hours of this, he got something, "I know! I could do nightly check-ins!" Kenny smiles and looks at the clock, "11:40. Perfect! Wow... I was thinking for a long time." Kenny gets up and grabs his costume. He puts it on and opens the window. He looks down at the ground; it was a far jump, but how else was he supposed to make his dramatic exit? He jumps out of the window and runs to Butters's house.

When there, he climbs onto the roof and drops down onto Butters's window. He looks in and sees Butters crying. He looks at the time, "Midnight, why is he still up?" he taps on the window.

Butters looks over and jolts up, looking shaken; he then gently reaches for the window and opens it, "M-Mysterion?"

Kenny smiles and in his fake deep voice says, "Hello, Butters."

"W-What are you doing here? Is something wrong? Did I do something?" Butters asks, seeming nervous.

Kenny shakes his head, "No. In fact, the exact opposite." Kenny slides himself inside Butters's room, "You, Butters, have won."

"W-Won?" Butters tilts his head.

"Yep! You have won the competition of who is the nicest person in South Park. Which means you got me as your bodyguard now," Kenny explains.

Butters looks shocked, "I-I....I won you!?" Butters looks around and then pinches himself, "Ow! O-Ok, I'm not dreaming. W-Wow. I-I....wow...." he smiles, "I don't know what to say."

Kenny chuckles, "It's ok."

"W-Why did you do the competition, to begin with? Just curious? Also, I don't remember signing up," Butters asks.

"Well, you see Butters," he sits down in Butters's bed, "In all my years of heroism, I learned that the nicest, most innocent people always have the worst things happen to them. This is why I decided that I would make this competition and whoever won would forever be protected by me. Now, tell me, Butters, is anyone giving you trouble?"

Butters is silent, "I-I....well there are a few people...." Butters gets comfy next to Kenny, "There are my parents....you see they....beat me and ground me in my room for days with no food or water....I....I am always in so much pain!!" Butters starts crying a little.

Kenny hugs him, "Shh~ Shh~ It's ok~" Kenny holds him tighter, and Butters wraps his arms around Kenny and cries into his shoulder. Kenny rubs Butters's back, making comforting shapes on him, "It's ok~ Let it all out~" Kenny looks at the crying Butters in his arms, just wanting to kiss him and tell him he loves him and that everything will be ok. He wants to beat the shit out of everyone who wrongs him.

As Butters pours his heart out to Kenny, about all the horrible things that happen to him, Kenny just wants to grab him and take him far away from this horrible place. Butters looks up at Kenny with his teary, beautiful, baby-blue eyes. Kenny could feel his cheeks heat up, 'God, he's adorable.' he thinks as he cups his face, "Butters, I....I'm so sorry. I will take care of it. I promise."

Butters smiles, and Kenny uses his thumb to wipe Butters's tears away, "Thank you, Mysterion. Thank you so much." Butters snuggles in Kenny's chest, "Will you come back?"

Kenny nods, "Tomorrow at midnight."

Butters nods, "T-Thank you. Thank you so much, Mysterion. Thank you."

Kenny smiles, "Of course, Butters. Is there anything else you want?"

Butters is silent before speaking up in a little, quiet voice, "Do you hate Professor Chaos?"

Kenny was caught off guard with that question, "Professor Chaos?" Butters nods.

"W-Well um....hate is a strong word....I don't hate him. I just..wish he wasn't..you know bad." Kenny explains.

Butters smiles a little but quickly wipes it off his face, "T-Thats good."

"Why do you ask?" Kenny asks.

"N-No reason! Just curious. Um...again Thank you." Butters says.

Kenny smiles and chuckles, "And again, you're welcome." Kenny then gets up, "Well, I should get going. I got a town to protect."

Butters nods, "Ok....I'll see you later." Kenny smiles at him before jumping out the window and disappearing into the night. Leaving a very happy Butters.

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