Always and Forever | Loki Laufeyson

Kapittel (45) Førtifem ~ Screw Thor For Being Right

"He's not going to like that, ladies," I warned the girls that were cleaning Thor's shirtless chest, rolling my eyes anytime they would feel his muscular arm for longer than needed.

I had walked into Hulk's room with the giant nowhere to be seen. Instead, Thor's unconscious body had been thrown on the ground, with several workers "cleaning" him off from yesterday's battle.

I flinched a bit as Thor let out a loud groan, all of the women quickly running out of the room, leaving their things behind. I silently watched as Thor sat up, breathing heavily as he looked around the room, jumping once he saw me on one of the large couches by the window.

"Hey." I nodded.

"Alex. How long..."

"I haven't been here long. Came to see Hulk, and found you here." I shrugged, watching Thor put his armored top on.

"Where's Loki?"

"Playing nice with the Grandmaster."

"Uh huh, and where is the beast?" Thor looked around, his head shooting towards the large tube in the corner of the room, most of his body being covered in a dark shadow.

"He doesn't like it when people call him that."

Thor hesitantly lifted his hands in surrender, watching Hulk closely. "Are we cool?"

Hulk growled, and Thor started to chuckle to himself. "It's a Hulk in a hot tub. So how long have you been like that?"

"Like what?"

"Uh, like this. Big, and green, and stupid." Thor motioned toward Hulk's body.

"Hulk always Hulk." The giant moved into the light.

"How'd you get here?"

"Winning."

"You mean cheating, huh? Were they wearing one of these when you won?"

"Thor, you're crossing into dangerous territory right now," I warned, though was honestly kind of interested in seeing how Hulk would react.

"How'd you arrive here?" The god tried again, and I chuckled as Thor imitated a ship crashlanding, water flying everywhere.

"Quinjet."

"Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now?"

Hulk started to exit the large pool of water, and Thor and I both quickly looked up, seeing as the giant was completely naked.

"That's naked. He's very naked. Hmm." Thor mumbled. "It's in my brain now."

"Quinjet." Hulk pointed into the distance once close to the window, and I got a face full of Hulk's ass when trying to look where the giant was pointing.

"Yes, yes! I'm getting us out of here. This is a terrible, awful place. Alex, why did you ask about this?"

"I tried but he wouldn't give me an answer!" I said as Hulk wrapped a towel around his waist, moving to sit in his skeletal-jaw framed bed.

"You're gonna love Asgard, Hulk. It's beg. It's golden. Shiny."

"Hulk stay."

"No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard. We must prevent Ragnarok."

"Ragnarok?"

"The prophesied death of my home world. The end of days, it's the end of every-"

Hulk let out a large yawn, cutting Thor off.