South Park x Reader One Shots

Bad Girl (Mysterion x Reader)

"You're not supposed to be on the streets tonight (your super villain name)," A gruff voice says from behind you.

He was so close that you could feel his breath on your neck sending shivers down your spine.

You're standing on the rooftop of the Tower of Peace building in Little Tokyo looking down at the city, searching for the next victim.

"Well, if it isn't the brave Mysterion? Don't you have some villains to stop? Like Professor Chaos?"

"Professor Chaos is being handled by Coon and Friends. I'm more interested in you than him."

"I'm not a villain," you fold your arms, " I'm simply seeking retribution for the women who have been wronged. Is that such a crime?"

"It is when you kill for it."

"The police won't do a damn thing about it and god knows Officer Barbrady can't. Besides, the world is better off without them."

He hated to admit that she was right. It would be so easy to kill them and he wouldn't feel any remorse, but that would make him a villain and he didn't want Mysterion to be that symbol.

"These men need to be tried and brought to justice. Let me handle this."

"My system is working fine on its own I don't need your help."

"Yes, you do. When they find out who you are, and they will, you will be vulnerable and unprepared."

You roll your eyes, "Oh, Mysterion, being the good guy is sooo much work! Why do you always make things so complicated for me?"

"Good guys exist to stop bad girls like you." He countered.

You step closer to him, "And you think I've been a bad girl?"

Mysterion

He had been following (super villain name) for a while now and she had talent. She was good at what she did and executed all her plans flawlessly, she even put him at a disadvantage during their fights many times.

She was smart and strong and based on her tight costume, hot as well.

"Very bad."

"And what are you going to do about it?"

When his guard was down she attacked him using her abilities and he did his best to counter her. They fought down to the second level of the building where the dojo was.

She was good but he was better. Mysterion grabbed both her wrists and pinned her against the wall. They were both breathing heavily.

...

You had spent a lot of time spying to find out who Mysterion was beneath the mask. You had figured it out just last night, but would never give it away, it was too much fun having him chase you around.

His forehead was practically against yours, his icy eyes looked back at you aggressively through the smudged black liner around them and his erection pressed up against your stomach.

"Are you... hard Mysterion?," you ask coyly, "Do I excite you?"

He groaned as you lick his neck, your hands still trapped unable to move.

"I can't let you get away with this."

"I'll say it again, what are you going to do about it?"

His voice is gruff and low in your ear, "I'm going to punish you."

He releases you and holds your head kissing you. You give in and your hand wanders down to grab his crotch.

"Is the hero supposed to get turned on by the villain? I've killed people you know."

"I don't care."

He throws you down on the mat, removing his costume and yours, keeping the masks intact.

He pulls his rock hard cock out and starts to rub it. You gasp and for a brief moment, rethink your decision. He was huge. In the most intimidating way.

"That's not gonna fit." You said trying to hide your discomfort.

His deep voice rasped in your ear, "I'll make it fit."

Despite his threats to punish you, Mysterion was still a hero and would never hurt you. Instead of fucking you dry, he began to go down on you. He was skilled in more than just crime-fighting, you thought you'd died and gone to heaven.

He tries one, two, then three fingers inside you trying to get you prepared for his size.

He seemed concerned which wasn't a good sign.

He tries his best to push his dick inside you as gently as possible, but even then, he stretched you uncomfortably. He rubs your clit in hopes that maybe if you were wetter it would be more bearable.

"Fuck you really are small."

He gives you a little more freedom to find a better position and bites his lip the whole time as you shift on him.

His shaky moan sends butterflies through your stomach.

You find the perfect position to take him in and the pain quickly dissipates to pleasure. He slides in and out of you gently trying to make the experience better for you.

His cock pulsates, growing more prominent.

"It hurts when you do that."

He shudders, "I can't help it baby you're so tight around me."

It was getting more difficult for him to hold back and he began to speed up.

He cups your chest and sucks on your nipples hardened by the cool air.

"Is this a punishment for me or a reward for you?"

"Mmm, both." He says in your ear before kissing behind it.

"Ken-" you begin to cry out.

He quickly covers your mouth.

"How do you know my name?"

He's fucking you stupid and you can't find the time to answer the question.

"I'm close, please don't stop!"

His eyes flutter closed, "I can't let you do it again but I love it when you say my name." He moaned.

Mysterion captured you in a dominating kiss, completely taking over. You truly are being defeated by the hero.

Your orgasm is quickly approaching as you contract around him. He moves faster until you can't take it anymore and cum all over him. After you've finished, he pulls out and stuffs his dick in your mouth forcing you to swallow his cum.

As you catch your breath he grabs your face in one hand, squishing your cheeks together.

"Don't tell anyone my name, understand?"

"Will you get hard again if I do?"

"I'm serious."

His eyes search you and when he finds that you intend to keep his secret he responds.

"If you promise to stay off the streets I'll fuck you like that every week."

You kiss his lips softly.

"Why stop at once a week? How about once a day?"

"Hmm," his deep voice rasped, "for the good of the city, I guess I should."

Mysterion kisses you back with the promise of a new start for both of you.

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Requested by @rj_gyrl