South Park x Reader One Shots

Cowboy (Kyle x Reader)

Kyle Broflovski was known throughout the wild wild West Park as the fastest gunslinger and the most cut-throat bounty hunter this side of the Colorado Rockies.

He wasn't too popular with Park County Sherif Cartman, but he always delivered the bad guys right to his door so he held his tongue.

Kyle tore a fresh headshot of the latest outlaw off the wooden post by the Saloon.

Tweek.

He had heard of this outlaw before and was eager to meet him. Tweek was unstable and lethal, a loaded canon ready to explode at any random moment.

He also had a handsome bounty on his head.

Last he'd heard about Tweek was that he took refuge in the mountains so Kyle mounted his horse and headed off.

...

Deep into the rocky mountainside, he hears a woman scream up ahead. Kyle was a good guy at heart, even if his methods were sketchy, and he was determined to rescue her.

Out from the underbrush he sees the outlaw with a beautiful woman bound and gagged at his knees. He appeared to be asking her questions about the local bank that she didn't know.

Tweek's patience was growing thin as he held a knife to her throat, one twitch away from danger.

...

The sound of a gun cocked in the distance made the outlaw's head turn withdrawing the knife from your throat and pocketing it.

A handsome man with red hair peeking out from underneath his cowboy hat was pointing his pistol at him. This could either end in surrender or a bloodbath.

"Feeling lucky? Tweek."

Tweek squared up aiming his slingshot, "You know, slingshots can be pretty dangerous too!"

"Go ahead, Make my day!"

You scream as he shoots a rock right at the cowboy.

The man looks unfazed and in the blink of an eye, splits the rock in half with a bullet.

You were in awe of his accuracy.

Tweek managed to scurry up to him and begin a fistfight. He gets a good shot in but ultimately gets knocked out cold, hitting the ground with a thud.

The handsome cowboy cuts you loose and offers you his hand. His face was angelic with a roughness to it.

"Are you okay little lady?"

"I'm fine thank you."

Kyle

Kyle sensed some reluctance from her and he couldn't blame her. She had been witness to a bit of brutality. Regardless, she persevered and got to her feet, brushing the dirt from her dress.

"You're bounty hunter Broflovski, aren't you?"

He spits the blood out of his mouth from his busted lip, "Call me Kyle."

"I'm Y/N, I'm the banker's daughter. Tweek was trying to hold me for ransom."

He shakes his head and begins to tie the un conscience Tweek up and lay him atop his horse to bring him into town and collect his bounty.

He grabbed Y/N's waist and hoisted her up onto the saddle, she let out a small yelp that he found cute. She was a city girl through and through he could tell by her dress and her unfamiliar way of trying to mount the horse.

"Legs on either side or you'll fall off! I'll walk us down the mountain."

"It's such a long way down, are you sure?"