South Park x Reader One Shots

Dye With Me (Scene Kyle x Reader)

"Go talk to her dude." Stan urged Kyle.

"What? No way dude!"

"Come on," Stan rolled his eyes, "you've been staring at her all of class. It's getting kind of creepy."

Kyle had Y/N on his mind twenty-four-seven. She was a colorful scene girl in his first period. There was something so eye-catching about her and it wasn't just her two-toned hair and (your fav color) eyeshadow. Her laugh was infectious, she was always smiling with her friends and talking about her favorite bands. Seeing her happy face always managed to brighten his day.

Kyle was just a regular guy. It didn't make sense that she would be interested in him. She went for guys the exact opposite of him.

"Not today Stan."

Stan rolled his eyes and rubbed the bridge of his nose, "ok I don't want to hear any complaining later about her not noticing you."

Kyle dramatically put his head down on the desk.

...

"Okay, I've had enough." Kyle declared pacing around Stan's room.

"You're complaining dude," Stan pointed out.

"No, I'm not. I'm going to do something about it! I'm just going to have to get her attention."

Kyle rummaged through Stan's closet, "Do you have any stuff left from your goth phase?"

"Yeah, I've got a black shirt, studded collar, uhm I think that's all."

"It's a start." Kyle typed into Google images 'hot scene guys' on Stan's phone.

"Dude! What the fuck don't type that shit on my phone!"

"Sorry, my phone's dead and this is really important Stan please."

"Ugh fine. No nudes though."

Kyle scrolled through all social media trying to draw some kind of inspiration. Most of the key elements of these outfits could be found at Hot Topic. He would need to dip into his funds a little to get some gear but it was worth it. He was prepared to spend the rest of the weekend putting together his new look.

" I gotta go Stan, see you Monday."

...

"You look like a fag." Cartman laughed.

Kyle had pulled a pair of green skinny jeans out of the thrift bins and found a black checkered belt that he colored in with rainbow Sharpies. It was completely DIY. That coupled with fingerless gloves, a few bracelets, and an old pair of Converse, he looked as close to the hot guys online as he could.

"You spent a lot of time on it." Stan patted his back in support, "It looks good."

Kenny's laughter was muffled through his jacket.

"Shut up Kenny, that's still one more extra outfit than you have."

...

That nerdy redhead in your first period was looking... different today. He had a killer outfit on making you wonder why you hadn't noticed him before.

After class, you pull him aside by the lockers, "Hey."

He messes with the bracelets on his arms nervously. His eyeliner looked like shit which only made him more attractive. He was new to this, which wasn't a bad thing.

"You look cute today."

He closed his eyes for a second trying to keep his cool. "Thanks, you look better though."