South Park x Reader One Shots

Jealousy (Kyley-B x Reader)

The local market happened every spring and was highly anticipated in South Park. It was the weekend when local vendors and small businesses could open up temporary storefronts to introduce their products to new people.

You were walking hand in hand with your sweet boyfriend, Kyle, through the market. You had never seen any street in South Park so busy.

"Wow! There's a shop over there selling custom weapons! Look Y/N!"

You loved seeing Kyle's face light up when he found something interesting and suspected he would want to spend a lot of time at that booth.

"Here, we can split up and meet back here in an hour, how's that?"

"Don't have too much fun without me," he kisses you and disappears into the crowd.

You walk around finding a lot of (things you like) before you end up at a booth marked Dance Lessons. You weren't necessarily a good dancer but the image of a couple doing the tango on the poster board looked exciting.

You could imagine you and Kyle running your hands over each other as he dips you low and with his lips on your-"

"See anything you like?"

Bridon Gueermo stood before you looking handsome as ever. He had since changed his look from high school and styled his hair in a way you found very attractive. Even his overall look seemed to be your type. You couldn't deny he was handsome but Kyle was still your number one guy.

"Yeah, I was just looking at these lessons here, can you tell me a little more about them?"

He smirked playfully, "They're one of our best sellers actually, it's relatively easy to learn." He looks at you with sultry eyes, "You do know it's a couples activity, right?"

"Oh yeah, of course I do, but I'm not a dancer so I was mostly concerned if it was an advanced class or not."

"Let me show you a preview."

Before you had the chance to speak, his hands were on your hips swaying you side to side, taking the lead. His movements were so fast you didn't even feel like you were dancing, you felt like you were floating instead. He dips you low staring into your eyes.

He pauses before getting any further as the sound of knuckles cracks behind him.

Kyle

The shop brought back fond, and horrifying memories of when Kyle and his friends had pretended their parents were dead to buy various weapons and the day ended in Butters losing his eye.

It was still pretty fun though.

"Just looking?"

"Yeah, I don't think I'm going to buy today but I loved catching up with you!"

Kyle left the booth eager to return to Y/N but couldn't find her.

She must have lost track of time.

Kyle strolled through the booths looking for her and his blood ran cold. She was by Bridon's booth. But she wasn't perusing, she was being perused. Bridon's hands were all over her shamelessly. Kyle felt a dormant rage building inside him.

He tried to keep his level-headed self but being from Jersey, it was impossible to hold back when his anger rose. He stormed over to the booth, towering over the both of them.

"Did I miss the part where I told you that you could touch my girl?"

Kyle was tall. Very tall. Bridon had to bend his neck to look up at him. He immediately released his hold on you and stumbled over his words but nothing intelligible came out.