South Park x Reader One Shots

Mommy (Kenny x Reader)

You were expecting Kenny over at your place two hours ago to meet up and go on a lunch date and had almost given up before you finally heard the knock at the door you had been waiting for.

You open the door to a disheveled-looking Kenny with a black eye. He immediately holds you and kisses you deeply.

"I'm so sorry I'm late, can you forgive me?"

You lead him inside your fancy apartment and he lays down across the couch.

"What happened to your eye?" You gently touch his brow and he winces.

"Tried to serve papers to my dad," he laughed under his breath, "he didn't like that too much."

Kenny

It had been almost a year ago when Kenny decided that enough was enough and he needed to get guardianship over his twelve-year-old little sister Karen.

He was twenty-two and still living at home specifically for Karen's sake. Kenny didn't want to spend his twenties trapped in his childhood home but he didn't want to leave fearing for Karen's welfare.

Their mother had recently passed from an overdose and their home life had only gotten worse since their dad became the primary caregiver. He was neglectful of Karen and lashed out at Kenny whenever he would parent her claiming it emasculated him.

Kenny planned to legally become Karen's guardian and finally move into his own place. It was Stan who suggested he find an attorney that specialized in family law and that he knew someone he could introduce him to.

Y/N

Kenny didn't think lawyers could be this attractive. She was assertive and professional, not a hair out of place, and kissable lips.

The first visit had been awkward. He didn't know much about all the intricacies that went into the guardianship process but she helped make it easier for him to understand.

Y/N worked hard to give him all the tools he would need to win his case, and after much time spent together, they started dating.

He was currently at the stage where he needed to give legal notice of his proceeding by serving a copy of his petition and hearing date to any family members that could be eligible for guardianship too. Grandpa McCormick and his father were the only two. Grandpa would be too busy getting full-body massages in front of live studio audiences to even notice, let alone care, but his father wasn't going down so easily.

...

"Of course I forgive you."

You come back from the kitchen with a soft gel ice pack, straddle him, and lean over to apply it to his face. "It's not your fault and I had a right to worry about you."

He winces again and puts his hand on your thigh.

"I've had worse. On the bright side, at least I have the world's sexiest nurse in my face."

You frown. "Well, it looks bad to me. I'm guessing he's going to try to oppose you in court?"

"Well, he called me a son of a bitch and threw a beer bottle at me so I'm going to go with yes."

Kenny set the ice pack aside and put his hands on your waist.

"I'd rather focus on you now, I want to make it up to you."

He puts his hands on your back and pulls you down to him taking you into another long kiss. He grunts when the panties under your hiked-up business skirt grind on the bulge forming in his pants.