South Park x Reader One Shots

The Y/N Show (Kenny x Reader)

"Fuck guys, are you sure that going on the Y/N L/N Show is a good idea?"

"Yeah, man!"

Kyle reassures him, while Stan straightens the only jacket Kenny owns.

"Any publicity is good publicity! Just think about all the curious people watching that will go to the website!"

Kenny did wild stunts for the sake of entertainment and put them up on his channel, encouraging his followers to donate money. The top donor of the week got to decide what he would do next, and he had no limits.

He wasn't admittedly very good with tech stuff and left it up to Kyle while Stan helped market him. It was his idea to go on the Y/N L/N Show.

Kenny had been a long-time fan of the show ever since Jerry Springer ended. There was always some extreme guest or crazy situation that never failed to entertain him. But it was more than just the show that captured him.

Y/N had been his celebrity crush for years and admired the way she kept her composure professional while also having fun with the audience. Even next to a panel of strippers with baby daddy drama, she still caught his eye first.

"Stan's right. Nationwide shock value will really drive sales."

The backstage assistant knocked on the door, "You're on in ten!"

Kenny rolled his shoulders and exhaled through his mouth.

You can do this. Just act like you do online. Think of all you can do with the money.

Kenny ran his fingers through his hair in the mirror. He still looked as messy as he did in high school, facial piercings and all. He looked like most of the guests on her show but was beginning to feel a little self-conscious about her seeing him like that.

...

You vetted the guest submissions yourself, always trying to push the network's boundaries. Freaks and sluts alike were more than welcome on your show and you were never mean to anyone for the sake of it. You simply introduce them, ask a few probing questions, and let them unfold the drama themselves.

Today's guest, Kenny McCormick was one of your most unforgettable submissions yet. You stayed up for two nights binging his content unable to tear your eyes away and taking notes on what questions you would use to interview him on the show.

You found Kenny's unkempt nature charming. He had a unique face and the marks on his body told a story. His chest and arms were covered in tattoos that donors had requested he get, most of them unsavory.

In some of the more risky videos hidden behind a paywall, he was completely naked. You physically bring the screen closer to your face and your hand slides down your underwear. He was lean with blonde hairs leading down his belly button to the biggest cock you'd ever seen in your life.

That alone could have its own episode.

Even with your sexual biases aside, his videos made for great content and you eagerly contact his representative, Mr. Marsh, with tickets to L.A. and a slot on the show.

...

"And today's guest,"

You face the camera and then turn to the audience.

"Is a man that is willing to do anything for as little as five dollars."

You direct the camera and audience's attention to the screen and roll the clips of some of his most outrageous videos. Audible gasps of shock and noises of disgust echo through the seats and guaranteed, in the homes of the viewers.