South Park x Reader One Shots

Wedding Night (Gary x Reader)

Y/N was absolutely breathtaking at the altar.

When Gary first met her, she was a cheerleader and had weekly parties with alcohol and boys. She didn't grow up the same way he did. Her family didn't play instruments together like his did. Or have game nights, or make Rice Krispie treats. Y/N was by all accounts 'normal'.

Gary Harrison's family moved to town from Utah and at the time they were the only Mormons in South Park. But after the L/N family saw how well behaved and kind his household was, they converted.

At first, Y/N resented him and his family for changing her life so drastically, but after cutting out substances and bad influences, her quality of life began to improve. She was healthier, happier, and got better grades, eventually accepting the change.

When Gary first started 'courting' her, he was fully aware she wasn't a virgin but never held it against her, even though it was highly frowned upon in his religion. It was tradition to save yourself and your first kiss for marriage.

Her hyper-sexuality was the one thing about her that would never change but she respected his choice to wait until marriage. Gary had to admit, he was both excited and intimidated for tonight. She seemed so experienced he almost felt inadequate.

But that didn't outshine his true love for her.

When the Bishop pronounced them man and wife they shared their first kiss as a married couple. For her, it was a wedding kiss but to him, it was his first ever kiss and he savored every moment. He was so in love with her that he wished it would last forever.

The difference between their perspectives and experiences on physical intimacy was beginning to manifest. The reception was barely enjoyable as he spent most of the night watching the minutes on the clock tick away, getting closer and closer to their send-off to the hotel.

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Gary was taught that sex was for the purpose of procreating or as the passage says, 'be fruitful and multiply', and it was largely the man's responsibility to take charge. But Y/N was not a regular Mormon girl. She had done this kind of thing before and he wasn't sure to what extent.

He was given a book yesterday on how to behave on your wedding night in a god-honoring way. It outlined which position was best to conceive and touched briefly on the subject of female anatomy and that was it.

When the hotel room door closed Y/N turned her back to him and lifted her hair.

"Gary, can you help me?"

He undid her beautiful wedding gown with shaky hands and watched it fall to the floor. His jaw dropped seeing her stand before him wearing nothing but a lace thong.

"Have you been wearing that all night? It looks uncomfortable."

She laughed, "I wanted to make sure I looked good for you tonight. It's your first time and I want to make it memorable."

Y/N removed his formal jacket and ran her hands over his chest unbuttoning his dress shirt. He sharply inhaled as she tugged on his belt to unbuckle it. She was undressing him slowly but it felt so fast. He had never been that exposed before but she eased his discomfort by removing her underwear along with him.

Out of reflex, he went to hide his boner before realizing Y/N was his wife now, and it was okay to be aroused in front of her. She sat on the bed looking up at him and he frantically rummaged through his mind trying to remember what the book had taught him.

To maximize the chances of conception lay your wife on her back and position yourself between her knees.

Gary gently laid her down and followed the instructions.