Dad: So you need advice huh?
Y/n: Yes.
Y/n: That's what I want.
Y/n: How do I
Y/n: Yk
Y/n: Start a harem?
Dad: Alright, first, let me ask some questions. First, do they know each other?
Y/n: Yeah, they do.
Y/n: Thy hang out all the time.
Y/n: And I'm sure everyone in the school knows and loves the nurse.
Dad: YOU GOT A NURSE?
Dad: Man, now I'm getting jealous.
Y/n: I'll screenshot all of the messages above and send them to each one of my moms.
Your dad proceeds to delete the messages he sent.
Dad: Sorry.
Y/n: Continue pls.
Dad: Okay, so. Them being friends makes this way easier.
Dad: Because there is a more likely hood that they will accept the offer.
Y/n: Uh huh.
Dad: ...
Dad: Scratch that, tell me about the girls.
Y/n: They're Monster species.
Dad: YES.
Y/n: ?
Dad: I mean nice.
Dad: What kind of species?
Y/n: Miia - Lamia, Papi - Harpy, Suu - Slime, Centorea - Centaur, Meroune - Mermaid, Rachnera - Arachne.
Y/n: You already know Lala.
Dad: Damn...
Dad: That's quite the entourage you got there.
Dad: Is there any of the girls other than Lala that you have done it with?
Y/n: Meroune. I have kissed Meroune, and now we are dating.
Y/n: But, now I feel like I just cheated on her with Lala.
Y/n: Oh that's right.
Y/n: Lala doesn't know anyone of the girls.
Dad: Consider yourself fucked.
You groaned inside the restroom stall.
Y/n: Come on!
Y/n: Help me out here!
Dad: I've told you everything I can.
Dad: Just...
Dad: Hope that they agree on a harem. Keep in mind there is a more likelyhood of it working out since they are friends.
Dad: Until then, make sure that they meet Lala.
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Romance(Monster Musume x Male Reader) So, there are Monster Girls in the world now. Neat. And apparently, they go bonkers over you. You've just gotten expelled from the previous school you went to for reasons I won't be stating, so now you have to go to an...
