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Chapter ??? - Yuck.

Chapter ??? - Yuck.

I crouched by the opening in the side of the armour, peering into the writhing mass of intestines. They were like huge worms. I almost gagged.

"You f*cking owe me." I said, taking out my dagger and plunging it into the soft tissue. It was soft, but hard to cut. It took some work until the hole was big enough for me to fit through. The stench of rotten flesh and fruit hit my nose, making me recoil. "You can't be serious."

"Do. It." Was the only response.

"Fine. Jesus." I muttered, clutching the handle of my dagger in one hand and my glowing bottle in the other. Hesitantly, I crawled inside the tube.

Surprisingly, there wasn't much in terms of things to wade through. The sides of the soft tube were wet, but not dripping. It was the stink that got to me. Oh, and the huge spiders on the walls. I crawled quickly.

If I go the whole way round, it'll take forever. I've just got to crawl through the large intestine and cut my way out. Easy enough.

Why did I agree to do this?

Oh yeah, Derren.

Chris is getting a bloody kick to the face for making me do this. Derren isn't my best friend. They're bros together, why should the third wheel have to do the saving? They'd better appreciate me, this takes some serious guts.

Serious guts.

The tunnel squished around me, tightening the cramped space and opening it again. I felt the creature stir with uneasiness.

"Hey, no moving now. I may be inside your intestine, but it'll be over soon. You'll be dead before you know it, you skeleton b*tch." I said, rubbing my shoulder against the wall of the intestine to get away from a large spider occupying the other side. Once past it, I went back to the middle. It stirred again.

I felt a little sympathetic towards it. No one wants something alive hacking through their intestines.

Actually, no. F*ck this skeleton. It almost killed me. I'm only causing a little discomfort in the efforts of saving my not-friend.

Although I do have to thank Derren. I mean, I wouldn't be here, in these intestines if it weren't for him. Wow, thanks Derren.

Is this necessary?

I feel like there are a million other ways to do this.

More rational ways.

I'm probably going to get an infection in my side now. Do you know how unhygienic an intestine is? Probably pretty unhygienic. All this bacteria. Especially with these damn spiders everywhere.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

I'm such a wuss.

Be a man, Kieran. You can do this. Look at how far you've come.

Upon turning the corner I saw the next section of intestine blocked off by cobwebs so thick I couldn't see through them.

I can't do this.

F*ck this. Derren, I'm sorry, but I only came here for intestines. I did not come here to see the gates of hell before my eyes. These mini embodiments of pure evil will be the death of me.

There was a large spider at the end, glowing red eyes staring at me, all eight of them, as it ate another large spider. Its mouth parts all moving around the long legs of the other spider and-