Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food论食用狗粮的正确姿势[快穿]

Ch31 - Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong (10)

The little lemon’s eating vinegar lalala~

Translator: SilverRain

Editors: Amaris, Mimishijie 

=====《Desert Island Survival》Holographic Livestream Day 1 – Second Foraging Operation ↓↓ =====

Teddy and the other three were too frightened by the snake to go out again. They ended up filling their bellies with the cookies that Cheng-Laoshi had prepared in case of an emergency. Their fans couldn’t bear to recall the magnificent homemade meal that the Island Owner-Dada had just whipped up. However, the lack of food soon forced them to head out. They followed the Island Owner-Dada closely this time.

Their group wasn’t very fast. They glanced around in an extremely nervous fashion, fearing they might make the same mistake if they weren’t careful.

The audience was also infected by this atmosphere and clenched their hands. Even the forced attempts of their beloved idols to diffuse the tension were unsuccessful. 

Zhang-Leader said: “I can somewhat understand how people lived in ancient times now. They had to work unimaginably hard for just two square meals! That great scholar was right, the foundation’s material determines the architecture’s spirit.”

Cheng-Laoshi said, “Even they weren’t in as much danger as we are. The way we live now is more like how the cavemen once did, by hunting and gathering. They would’ve been as good as dead if they met a fierce beast or snake, just like us.”

The goddess, who had heard of their tragic story and was deathly afraid of snakes in her life, wept and took a considerable step closer to the Island Owner-Dada. “Island Owner-Dada, we won’t encounter one this time, right…?”

The Island Owner-Dada was completely unsympathetic. He said with a smile, “The most common things on this island besides leaves are snakes and insects. In terms of probability, it would be impossible not to encounter them. Hey, isn’t that—”

“Ahhh!!”

The goddess shrieked and subconsciously jumped onto the Island Owner-Dada’s body.

Everyone else was frightened into hugging the ones nearest to them. My Feng seemed to be holding back a smile as he pursed his lips and quietly watched the goddess and the Island Owner-Dada. The Island Owner-Dada, on the other hand, held up his hands as if in surrender and said, “Please let me finish my sentence, okay? I found something to eat.”

Teddy, Leader and Cheng-Laoshi who let go of each other at lightning speed: “…” 

“Bwahahaha, how embarrassing.”

“All I want in life is to hug my goddess once!”

“It’s so funny how Teddy, Leader and Cheng-Laoshi are acting like nothing happened.”

“It’s still My Feng who’s the calmest!” 

“Haha, I guess the Island Owner-Dada wanted to scare them, but now he’s blushing after the goddess hugged him, 23333.”

……

=====《Desert Island Survival》Hologram Livestream live on scene · Day 1 ↓↓ =====

For the rest of the day, Gou Liang—who felt the area around the target increase in pressure—seemed much more honest. 

He took them to the beach first, deliberately taking a detour through the difficult-to-walk-around red rock beach to reach the white sandy beach. They finally caught a few fish, some clams, and a few crabs after a lot of trouble. They still had to drag their tired bodies around to look for alternative cooking utensils. In the end, they built two simple grilling stations with stones—one was for grilling fish, the other was set up using the hollowed out shells of fruits for Gou Liang to cook clam soup and steamed crabs in.