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Sydney's Undead Attack (1)

Sydney's Undead Attack (1)

Translated by Hua Li ^_~

Welcome. 

The automatic door opened, and the electronic sound rang out, pulling the shop owner, who was immersed in eliminating monsters in a game, back to reality. Swiftly tossing the phone onto the cashier counter, the shop owner raised his head, revealing a young smiling face, and said, “Welcome—Azhuo, Why is it you again?”

Seeing the newcomer, the shop owner immediately withdrew the sweet dimples on his cheeks, and picked up his phone again.

Gou Liang didn’t even bother to raise his head, “What are you up to today? Whether it’s picking up girls or Cosplay, do whatever, just compensate for any damages to my shop items.”

“Qining, let me tell you—” 

Sun Zhuozhuo slapped the cashier counter, “Do you know something weird happened yesterday! Since you pulled out my sword yesterday, it has been making noise all night without stopping. I told my parents, but they didn’t believe it. This guy is cunning; as soon as someone else comes, he immediately stops. It made my mom think I had hallucinations after losing sleep, and she even discussed with my dad about finding a psychologist for me. Fortunately, I, Lord Sun, am resourceful and left a way out!”

Saying this, Sun Zhuozhuo took out his phone and handed it to Gou Liang, “Look at this!”

The video was shot in Sun Zhuozhuo’s bedroom, where an old bronze sword, looking worn out, was casually placed against the corner of the sofa but became the star of the video.

As soon as Gou Liang saw that sword, his expression changed. About to say something, Sun Zhuozhuo playfully raised a finger, signaling him to stay quiet.

“Shh, here comes the highlight.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the bronze sword in the video made a clanging sound. The sword body trembled as if something inside couldn’t wait to burst out of the scabbard.

Gou Liang’s face turned pale. He slammed his palm on the phone table, pretending to be calm, “What do you want to do?”

Sun Zhuozhuo said, “This morning, I showed this video to my dad. Now, he believes it even if he didn’t before. He didn’t go to the company; he hurriedly found a master at home.” 

“Bah, the bullshit master is not as good as you. After watching for a long time, he didn’t find any problems. He couldn’t even pull out the sword. He insisted that this sword is a good thing to ward off evil spirits and protect the house. He said there must be something dirty in my house that offended him. My dad’s face was so ugly at that time. You know, when we bought this house, the money spent on the Feng Shui layout alone was more than the decoration cost…”

“So, what do you want to say?”

Gou Liang’s tone was slightly impatient, but his trembling fingers clicked on the ‘quit’ game interface. However, Sun Zhuozhuo didn’t hear his inner thoughts. Grasping his hand, he said, ”

“Qining, for the sake of us sharing the same bed for four years, please go and take another look for me. Otherwise, my dad will donate my sword to the museum, and the cost of more than 100,000 yuan will be a waste!” 

Gou Liang was dragged out by him, and he said with a desperate struggle: “My store is not closed yet!”

“Whatever, I’ll let my driver watch it for you. Come on, there are no customers coming anyway.”

Sun Zhuozhuo put Gou Liang into the car, sat on the driver’s seat, and threw his cell phone to him, “Qining, look at it again, you will get familiar with it.”