Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food论食用狗粮的正确姿势[快穿]

Ch32 - Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong (11)

The little lemon is angry, Xiao Keng’er cries sadly ♂

Translator: KunLin

Editors: Amaris, Mimishijie 

======《Seeking Survival on Wilderness Island》 Holo Broadcast, Day 3 ·The beauty of nature is unparalleled ↓↓======

Island Owner-Dada led the esteemed guests and the watching fans to appreciate the beautiful scenery of the island. The curious and unusual looking plants and flowers, the bright multi-colored mushrooms, the lofty trees and the vines that wrapped around them, as well as the group of monkeys that were swinging from branch to branch, climbing onto the tree trunks, brandishing their teeth at them as they let out high-pitched warning calls…Σ( ° △°|||)︴

The goddess was not impressed by the sight. She leaned a step closer to Island Owner-Dada and said: “Island Owner, will they bite people?”

Island Owner-Dada replied: “They’re more scared than you.” 

As he said this, he leaned forward towards My Feng’s ear and said: “Male God, Male God, do you want to drink alcohol?”

My Feng said with professionalism: “It’s work hours right now.”

Island Owner-Dada widened his eyes in shock. “Aren’t we here for our honeymoon?”

My Feng curved his lips. Unexpectedly, he played along and didn’t deny it, even the tense Teddy laughed. “Then my auntie will have to thank your entire family, quickly redeem this leftover male ba!”

Island Owner-Dada stared at him. “Cousin, you don’t even have a partner, where did you get the confidence to laugh at my male god?!”

Little Teddy: …I am actually unable to retort back.jpg

“Hahaha, Little Teddy is courting death again.”

“Don’t badmouth Male God. The braindead fan, Island Owner-Dada, will get angry.” 

“My Xing, be more far-sighted, nothing good will come out of offending Island Owner-Dada.”

“What the hell is a leftover male? My Feng is only twenty-seven, on the ‘Male Gods I Want To Sleep With The Most’ list, he ranks first worldwide, okay!”

“Ai, one monkey can be considered cute but a whole horde…too intimidating. What to do? My Feng, let’s quickly leave ba!”

“Upstairs, you’re only afraid now, how long does it take for you to react?” 

“Honestly, this is pretty dangerous.”

Just as they thought Island Owner-Dada would bring them away, he said instead: “Male God, Male God, I want to treat you to the most delicious alcohol in the world!” 

As he said this, he plucked off a leaf and suddenly vaulted towards a tree with a vine.

My Feng was frightened by this. “Xiao Keng’er! Stop!!” 

Island Owner-Dada landed firmly on a tree branch. The group of monkeys that were being extremely unbridled before immediately fled to a further location. He waved his hand at My Feng and sat down cross-legged. Placing the leaf by his lips, he opened his mouth and blew–

The goddess covered her ears at once. “Does the island owner want to chase away the monkeys using demonic noises to distort their minds…?”

Right after she said this, a clear and melodious tune entered through her tightly covered ears.