Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food论食用狗粮的正确姿势[快穿]

Ch65 - Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong (3):

Lord Gou + Big papaya + bed = ♂

Translator: KunLin

Editors: Vez, Blarghette 

The hooves of the horses kicked up the dirt on the flat roads of the outskirts.

The sounds of hooves resounded between the low hills and a sorry-looking figure was faintly visible amidst the dust cloud. The person ahead suddenly pulled at the reins and turned back as if to retrieve a lost item.

The horse that was abruptly abandoned by Gou Liang was at a loss. It circled in one place and when it saw the white horse heading towards them, it happily ran towards it. Yue Qian hopped off his horse and Gou Liang gave him a lazy look. Yue Qian felt that he was mistaken, but for a moment Gou Liang’s expression was identical to the one on the chestnut horse when it greeted his white horse.

He lowered his head and coughed. With a warm smile, he asked, “Brother Ye, why did you stop?” 

“Should I continue following behind you and inhale dust?”

Laughing coldly, Gou Liang grabbed the fan hanging by Yue Qian’s waist and used it to brush the dust off himself.

“Hero Yue is quite ill-tempered. I even helped you out last night without expecting anything in return, so what are you upset about?”

Yue Qian became even more embarrassed.

They never found Yue Qian’s clothes in the end and their luggage was all at the foot of the mountain. Yue Qian couldn’t walk down the mountain naked, so Gou Liang had lent him his skirt. Having no other options, Yue Qian wore it, but Gou Liang wouldn’t stop teasing him the entire way down, saying things like how his butt cheeks were paler than a girl’s. He was only allowed to return the skirt after he had washed it and dried it with internal energy. At the end, Gou Liang even asked him, “Hero Yue, did it feel breezy?”

With Yue Qian’s black history in hand, Gou Liang teased him about it whenever he could.

If Gou Liang wasn’t needed as bait, Yue Qian would have tossed him into the wilderness and fed him to the mosquitoes yesterday.

But when he saw how he was, Yue Qian felt a bit of guilt. Although Gou Liang had a cheap mouth, he didn’t mean any harm. 

When he was about to cave and make amends, three horses rounded the curve of the road and whizzed past them.

Yue Qian swiftly evaded with Gou Liang, but the last person in the race, who possessed poor horsemanship but a furious zeal to win, took a shortcut and passed by their left. His horse stomped into a mud pit and mud splashed onto Yue Qian despite dodging.

Yue Qian pursed his lips and met eyes with Gou Liang who had the same expression.

Before Gou Liang could pick up his embroidery needles, the horse in front of them suddenly let out a neigh. The rider was thrown off of it and fell to the ground with a scream. 

“Junior Brother!!”

“Junior Brother Tang!”

The two people up ahead were alarmed and veered their horses back.

Before they arrived, Yue Qian had already brought Gou Liang over to help the person writhing and yelling in pain. He asked considerately, “This brother, are you alright?” 

“Damn that hurts…”

“Junior Brother, how are you?”

“Junior Brother Tang, are you badly hurt anywhere?”